First draft shall be short because everything I want to say has been said before.
A “scientist” claims humans evolved from chimps and PIGS.
What I originally read: http://toi.in/WxYzfa
Why this is bullshit: http://observationdeck.io9.com/no-humans-are-not-chimp-pig-hybrids-1474029809
What Isaac Asimov had to say about these sorts of things in general: http://chem.tufts.edu/answersinscience/relativityofwrong.htm
This was #12. This is draft #1.
Draft #1 was pigs and chimps.